Selfie - A self-taken photo, especially for use on a social networking site like Facebook.  You can always tell the selfies by the arm extending out of the picture.  Selfies are a convenient way of getting your photo up on a social networking site if you have no real friends around to take a picture of you.  Extra credit is given for making a "kissy face" giving the peace sign, or sticking out your toungue.  Looking away from the camera doesn't make it look any less like a selfie, by the way.


Twerk - To rhytmically gyrate your lower extremities in a manner to create sexual arousal...or laughter...or both. Thank you Miley for insuring that this term made it into our lexicon of language.


Said No One Ever - An expression designed to point out the absurdity or unlikely nature of a statement.  As in: "Oops, I brought too much beer to the party" Said No One Ever.


Please Advise - Corporate buzzword for the better known expression "WTF?"



The reports were due at 8:00 this morning.

Please Advise
-(The Boss)


Yolo - An abbreviation for "You Only Live Once".  Frequently used to justify foolish behavior or a major screwup after the fact. As in:  Well, I totaled my car after we left the bar last night.  But hey, you know, Yolo.  This has the potential to become the most annoying expression of the year.


So...what's your favorite?  Take the poll:

Poll: Best New Buzzwords of 2013