Okay, so I saw this in the Sporting Goods section of the local K-Mart and had to, eh, pass it on...

That's right, my friend.  It's the perfect gift for the camper or hunter on your list.  Buck Schitz Woods Wipe!  When it's time to unload, it's Leafy Soft.  Stop, Drop, and unroll...

LOL!  You gotta love it...